• "Those who scoff at Jape are not to be scorned for they have just begun their arduous climb to enlightenment and the attainment of their rightful place in the House of Jape."
  
  
• "Can a tree be made in a fashion equal to that in which it is grown?"
  
  
• "What be a Monkey if he has not control over the kanine? By what other mechanism could he know of His enemies plots and schemes to destroy Him?"
  
  
• "Swinging there on the highest limb of the tallest tree I marveled at how a word so simply said could mean so much to so many."
  
  
• "I reach, and as my hand touches jape, jape touches me."
  
  
• "The feces flies sweetly through the sky, and when it splatters mine enemies despair."