Upon his death limb in the closing days of his third coming, Lord Blip,
Placer of the Final Peel, Flinger of Feces and King of Man's Inner Congo was
attended by Lulu - a nurse so beautiful it's said her face ripened a thousand
bananas. This ethereal orgasm with a tail approached the weary Blip once a
day for twenty-two and two thirds days with the offering of her favors. At
first Lord Blip flatly denied her, but as the offerings continued and his
iron constitution dwindled to rust, Wise Blip found it excruciatingly
difficult to say no to her. On the dawn of the twentythird day, Blip
faltered resulting in the one and only recorded death of Lord Blip via
massive copulation. (footnote: the wild and ill-mannered sect lead by Bitsy
the Walleyed contests this claiming that Lord Blip's 11th cycle was ended by
a cheap hooker amidst the chaos of the Great Transferal.)