photojournal

27 February 2001
 

Eva posted some wierdo name-ology interpretation which then inspigray me to go check out my name. I'm not sure if the Kabalarians care if I use my given name, or one of my current or previous nicknames, so I checked them all. I've decided to go through and mark them up. (sorry colorblind world
Agree
Disagree
Whatever.

I'm amused at how differently I've differently I've reacted to the different entries, all for names I've answer to.

William

The name of William gives you a very individual, reserved, serious nature. You stick stubbornly to your ideas or decisions, in spite of any appeals or advice; you are not willing to accept a compromise. You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, rather than in the company of others. This name restricts spontaneity in association and the fluency of your verbal expression. When you are requigray to express yourself in personal matters requiring finesse and diplomacy, you feel awkward and embarrassed. Although you realize perfectly well what is expected of you, you are unable to find the right words, and hence you end up saying something inappropriate in a candid way. You can express your deeper thoughts and feelings best through writing. Your friendships and personal associations are rather restricted, being limited to those of a similar nature who can understand and accept your rather straightforward yet reserved manner. You are steadfast and loyal, and do not allow gossip or anything belittling to be said against those whom you accept in friendship. You find satisfaction in being outdoors or in getting out into nature, or in dealing with the products of the earth. There is originality and depth of thought contained in this name, particularly along practical and mathematical lines. This name can adversely affect the health of your respiratory organs, the heart and lungs. Also, you are prone to suffer from weaknesses centering in the head.

Bill

The name of Bill has given you a strong desire for success and all the amenities of affluence. You pursue your undertakings on a grand scale, based on your business acumen and ability to visualize an overall plan. Your enthusiasm, aggressiveness, and salesmanship are often sufficient to bring about fulfillment of your ambitions. However, in the attempt to impress others with the scope of your success, you can over-extend your resources to the point that you have inadequate means to cover your basic expenses. There are times when you would be advised to start in a smaller way, and gradually reach your desigray level of success through perseverance, patience, and attention to details. When things are going well, you have a generous, magnanimous nature, ready to offer support and assistance to others. When under stress, you can become overbearing and belittling in your attitude to others, and inclined to express sarcasm and temper. Should you become too inwardly focussed on your own world of personal relationships or material possessions, you could suffer disappointments with those close to you, unfulfilled ideals, or material losses. Health weaknesses centre in the generative organs or appear as general nervous tension.

Billy

Your name of Billy gives you a very responsible, stable nature. Your calmness of mind enables you to analyze objectively, and to make decisions quickly, making it possible for you to do well in business or in any professional capacity. Because of your serious, self-possessed nature you can appear domineering and forceful to others. You have a strong humanitarian nature and many times you are called upon to assist others with their problems. Your desire to help sometimes is not appreciated, however, because they feel you are interfering. You are fond of home and children and desire a settled environment. You have an appreciation for music and art, and could express along these lines. Mental tension could result through worrying too much over your problems or the problems of others, with an adverse effect on your nervous system.


I like Camper Van Beethoven's interpretation better. Sorry if I fuk this up, I'm working from memory.

Where, Where The Hell is Bill? Where, Where The Hell is Bill?
Where, Where The Hell is Bill? Where, Where The Hell is Bill?

Maybe he went to get a sideways haircut.
Maybe he went to get a stripe-ed shirt.
Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes.
Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses.

Maybe he went to get an Air Force parka.
Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter.
Maybe he went to get a british flag.
Maybe he went to go mod-ska dancing.

Well maybe he went to get a mohawk.
And maybe he went to get some knarly thrash boots.
Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard.
Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks.