Dear ACME Robot Factory,
    Please send me one RemotelyControlled UltraDinosaurOfDoom Robot Assasin Kit in Green to my secret lair.

Sincerely,
Dirt

"Excellent, they even gift-wrapped it! What a nice touch."

"These directions are impossible!"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fear me! damn that powercord"

The problem with packing 12 people in a closet with no windows and poor ventilation is that it gets HOT. Dirt rigged a fan for constant air movage. Don't tell the man.