Shuffling to the bathroom this morning I found a big black puddle on the ground in the living room. Looking up at the ceiling I saw this. Noticing the spinning fan, I did and looked around and saw little splatters all over the living room. Yay. Mysterious black goo all over. Where's Mulder and Scully?

A coffee shop I frequent, Sweetwaters, being really empty. At least there's no goo leaking from the ceiling.