stupid hpijs tricks

[Josh Grosse <grosse7_(_at_)_comcast_(_dot_)_net>]

OpenBSD 3.6-stable (GENERIC) #0: Tue May 10 11:24:11 EDT 2005
    josh_(_at_)_cave_(_dot_)_southg01_(_dot_)_mi_(_dot_)_comcast_(_dot_)_net:/usr/src/sys/arch/i386/compile/GENERIC
cpu0: AMD Sempron(tm) 2600+ ("AuthenticAMD" 686-class) 1.84 GHz
cpu0: FPU,V86,DE,PSE,TSC,MSR,PAE,MCE,CX8,APIC,SEP,MTRR,PGE,MCA,CMOV,PAT,PSE36,MMX,FXSR,SSE
real mem  = 502833152 (491048K)
avail mem = 451698688 (441112K)
using 4278 buffers containing 25243648 bytes (24652K) of memory
mainbus0 (root)
bios0 at mainbus0: AT/286+(37) BIOS, date 01/07/05, BIOS32 rev. 0 @ 0xfb9b0
apm0 at bios0: Power Management spec V1.2
apm0: AC on, battery charge unknown
pcibios0 at bios0: rev 2.1 @ 0xf0000/0xda84
pcibios0: PCI IRQ Routing Table rev 1.0 @ 0xfda10/112 (5 entries)
pcibios0: PCI Exclusive IRQs: 3 5 10 11
pcibios0: PCI Interrupt Router at 000:17:0 ("VIA VT82C596A ISA" rev 0x00)
pcibios0: PCI bus #1 is the last bus
bios0: ROM list: 0xc0000/0x7e00 0xc8000/0x8000!
cpu0 at mainbus0
pci0 at mainbus0 bus 0: configuration mode 1 (no bios)
pchb0 at pci0 dev 0 function 0 vendor "VIA", unknown product 0x3205 rev 0x00
ppb0 at pci0 dev 1 function 0 "VIA VT8377 AGP" rev 0x00
pci1 at ppb0 bus 1
vga1 at pci1 dev 0 function 0 vendor "VIA", unknown product 0x7205 rev 0x01: aperture at 0xe4000000, size 0x10000000
wsdisplay0 at vga1: console (80x25, vt100 emulation)
wsdisplay0: screen 1-5 added (80x25, vt100 emulation)
uhci0 at pci0 dev 16 function 0 "VIA VT83C572 USB" rev 0x80: irq 11
usb0 at uhci0: USB revision 1.0
uhub0 at usb0
uhub0: VIA UHCI root hub, class 9/0, rev 1.00/1.00, addr 1
uhub0: 2 ports with 2 removable, self powered
uhci1 at pci0 dev 16 function 1 "VIA VT83C572 USB" rev 0x80: irq 3
usb1 at uhci1: USB revision 1.0
uhub1 at usb1
uhub1: VIA UHCI root hub, class 9/0, rev 1.00/1.00, addr 1
uhub1: 2 ports with 2 removable, self powered
uhci2 at pci0 dev 16 function 2 "VIA VT83C572 USB" rev 0x80: irq 10
usb2 at uhci2: USB revision 1.0
uhub2 at usb2
uhub2: VIA UHCI root hub, class 9/0, rev 1.00/1.00, addr 1
uhub2: 2 ports with 2 removable, self powered
ehci0 at pci0 dev 16 function 3 "VIA VT6202 USB 2.0" rev 0x82: irq 5
ehci0: EHCI version 1.0
ehci0: companion controllers, 2 ports each: uhci0 uhci1 uhci2
usb3 at ehci0: USB revision 2.0
uhub3 at usb3
uhub3: VIA EHCI root hub, class 9/0, rev 2.00/1.00, addr 1
uhub3: 6 ports with 6 removable, self powered
pcib0 at pci0 dev 17 function 0 "VIA VT8235 ISA" rev 0x00
pciide0 at pci0 dev 17 function 1 "VIA VT82C571 IDE" rev 0x06: ATA133, channel 0 configured to compatibility, channel 1 configured to compatibility
wd0 at pciide0 channel 0 drive 0: <ExcelStor Technology J880>
wd0: 16-sector PIO, LBA48, 78533MB, 160836480 sectors
wd0(pciide0:0:0): using PIO mode 4, Ultra-DMA mode 6
atapiscsi0 at pciide0 channel 1 drive 0
scsibus0 at atapiscsi0: 2 targets
cd0 at scsibus0 targ 0 lun 0: <ASUS, CD-S520/A5, 1.1> SCSI0 5/cdrom removable
cd0(pciide0:1:0): using PIO mode 4, Ultra-DMA mode 2
auvia0 at pci0 dev 17 function 5 "VIA VT8233 AC97" rev 0x50: irq 10
ac97: codec id 0x41445368 (Analog Devices <68>)
ac97: codec features headphone, 20 bit DAC, No 3D Stereo
audio0 at auvia0
vr0 at pci0 dev 18 function 0 "VIA RhineII-2" rev 0x74: irq 11 address 00:11:2f:85:b1:90
ukphy0 at vr0 phy 1: Generic IEEE 802.3u media interface
ukphy0: OUI 0x004063, model 0x0032, rev. 10
isa0 at pcib0
isadma0 at isa0
pckbc0 at isa0 port 0x60/5
pckbd0 at pckbc0 (kbd slot)
pckbc0: using irq 1 for kbd slot
wskbd0 at pckbd0: console keyboard, using wsdisplay0
pcppi0 at isa0 port 0x61
midi0 at pcppi0: <PC speaker>
sysbeep0 at pcppi0
lpt0 at isa0 port 0x378/4 irq 7
lm0 at isa0 port 0x290/8: W83697HF
npx0 at isa0 port 0xf0/16: using exception 16
pccom0 at isa0 port 0x3f8/8 irq 4: ns16550a, 16 byte fifo
fdc0 at isa0 port 0x3f0/6 irq 6 drq 2
fd0 at fdc0 drive 0: 1.44MB 80 cyl, 2 head, 18 sec
biomask ff6d netmask ff6d ttymask ffef
pctr: user-level cycle counter enabled
mtrr: Pentium Pro MTRR support
dkcsum: wd0 matched BIOS disk 80
root on wd0a
rootdev=0x0 rrootdev=0x300 rawdev=0x302
uhidev0 at uhub0 port 1 configuration 1 interface 0
uhidev0: vendor 0x062a product 0x0000, rev 1.10/0.00, addr 2, iclass 3/1
ums0 at uhidev0: 3 buttons and Z dir.
wsmouse0 at ums0 mux 0
ulpt0 at uhub2 port 2 configuration 1 interface 1
ulpt0: Hewlett-Packard psc 1200 series, rev 2.00/1.00, addr 2, iclass 7/1
ulpt0: using bi-directional mode