[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]
Re: DARPA one year later.. blah blah Americans blah blah
- To: misc_(_at_)_openbsd_(_dot_)_org
- Subject: Re: DARPA one year later.. blah blah Americans blah blah
- From: "Larry Llong" <lloung_(_at_)_hotmail_(_dot_)_com>
- Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 19:45:42 +0000
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train,
looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly
adjacent to well dressed middle-aged Canadian lady and was being used by her
The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The Canadian woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said,
"You Americans..You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little
Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after
another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the
woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please lady, may I sit there? I'm very tired."
The Canadian woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not
only are you rude, you are also arrogant."
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little
dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and
chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know sir, you
Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat
holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong
side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the
the point of the story is that if you fucking people keep talking about
bullshit I'm going to continue to send stupid jokes like this to fill up
Best Restaurant Giveaway Ever! Vote for your favorites for a chance to win
$1 million! http://local.msn.com/special/giveaway.asp
Visit your host, monkey.org