OpenBSD IPO - was Serious question (not trolling)

[Mike Shaw <mshaw_(_at_)_wwisp_(_dot_)_com>]

>  > ... And the larger the amount of users, the larger the
>  > feedback. And the larger the feedback, the better the result

Yeah! Yeah!...it'll be called "ActiveBSD"...

I have a cartoonist friend who can sketch up some nifty characters for the 
install script (we are working on a more user-friendly install script 
right?).  I'm thinking that a macarena-ing stapler would be a great help 
for those FDISK newbies.

Which reminds me...with our newly harvested IPO cash, we could license some 
Elvis tunes to play while it installs the packages.  People love 
Elvis.  It's a sure thing.

And all that $$$ will buy a suh-weet pad down in the Caymans for all of our 
newly graduated frat-boy developers to go to work.  And Theo can finally 
have the corporate jet he's been dreaming about (we'll get one just like 
the picture hanging over his monitor).  BUT.....I need at least 4 million 
for a little side project a friend of mine always used to joke about--an 
Operating System entirely written in the Easytrieve language.  I've always 
wanted to be a project manager, and marketing said that such native support 
of Easytrieve will be sure to snag more market share from that SQL company 
(which is such a fly-by-night operation I can't even find SQL in the phone 
book).

Oh...and vi?  Has to go.  We'll replace it with a speech recognition front 
end that will automatically configure your system when you say something 
like "make my CDROM work" and "Help!  that little bubble at the top of my 
lavalamp won't melt!"

[end sarcasm]

I'm not a developer, but perhaps I can make a contribution to the 
cause.  I've registered "activebsd.com", which I will set up as a referral 
point for anyone who ever ever troubles the list with long painful threads 
like this one.  We can put every single suggestion whose rationale is "more 
end users" there, and avoid another long Monday inbox.

-Mike