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Re: Are your customers thinking of you right now?

Where are the DDOS script kiddies when there's a completely perfect

*ugh* I fucking hate spam :(

"Images Now, Inc." wrote:
> Keep your name & information at your customer's fingertips, every day!
>   ...with a great looking mouse pad from custom printed mousepads.com
> Did you know that a good custom printed mousepad is the single most
> effective advertising item there is?  Think of it: Your customer at
> their computer with your name and information in front of them all
> day!  When they need a product or service you can provide, who do you
> think they will call first? All this at an average cost of  less than
> 1/2 of one cent per day per customer, and an average life of over one
> year at your customer's desk. (Based on 500 pads at 1.69 per pad.
> Continue reading and you'll discover our Advertising Special for even
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> consider using mouse pads as your primary advertising item.
>          Example of  "Biz Pad" image in our "Designer Series"
>       Add your logo & info to our pre-printed designs and save!
>                                 [Image]
> If you are in the computer industry (and we tried very hard to make
> sure you are) you probably know the value of custom printed mousepads.
> BUT, did you know custom printed mousepads.com  makes mousepads for
> some of the biggest corporations in the country and smaller companies
> alike? We make mousepads for Lucent Technologies, TRW, NBC, Conoco
> Oil, and many other large corporations. We can provide you with the
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> the last eight years!
>  We'd like to offer you the following  Advertisement Special: 10% free
>                   additional mouse pads of same kind
>   added to any order from 50 to 5000 qty.  (Over 5000 is typically by
>   quotation.  We can sell any quantity up to a million+) This is from
>             our already EXTREMELY competitive price list.
>                                Example:
>             "Designer Series" mouse pad 500qty/ $1.69 ea.
>                      -you receive 550 mouse pads.
> This is REAL savings as our prices have held steady for over two
> years!  To receive your 10% free goods, you must mention this special
> at the time you place your order.
>   Some more price list examples (remember, you'll add 10% free mouse
>                             pads to these!)
> 1. "Designer Series" Mouse Pad  Qty: 250/$2.05 ea. med size  -rock
> texture,clouds, sunset, or cosmic space stock designs with your added
> logo/info
> 2. Full Color Custom Printed Mouse Pad Qty: 500/2.60 ea.   Qty:
> 1000/1.95 ea. medium size.
>              Order information at the website.  Click here
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> Thank you.
> Custom Printed Mousepads.com